Showing posts with label Humor daily life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor daily life. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Some days are just like that....A tribute to Judith Viorst and Alexander

One of the books I used to read to my kids all the time was Alexander and the horrible terrible, no good very bad day by Judith Viorst. We loved Alexander especially Denise. The reason? Alexander was a middle child  in constant tormented by his older and younger siblings.
I can recite it from memory: I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now ther  is  gum in my hair.....
I loved it because that house sounded like mine and I felt a little bit normal. 
I read it every time a child came home with his heart broken over having a bad day.
Judith Viorst was proflic writer and you knew she was writing about her boys. I had Alexander, Anthony and Nicholas at most stages of the early years. I could pull out a book on almost anything and read  about a smilar situation between her boys and my three.
Denise had a day where everything went wrong. 
 Denise left a pen in her new yellow shirt, I threw it in the washer thinking she had cleared her pockets, and well you know what happened.  Yep a pretty blue  circle on her yellow pocket of her good work shirt. 
She just kind of looked at me and dumped it in the garbage. OOPs. 
Someone tried to snatch her purse as she was crossing the street. She went to three car dealers none of whom wanted to play fair and because she was in a desperate situation, they took advantage.
She did finally get a car but she is thinking about taking it back.
other things in this 24 hour period:
She had two new people hired and only one showed up.
She had a cook call out.
She had to ask one of her cooks to bring her home because of her car, he charged her a hamburger.
She broke down twice in her old car.
There is a mysterious  squeaking in the engine of her new used car.
Being a manager at Denny's is not always fun.
Poor Denise. Poor Alexander,
I am ordering the book from Amazon, I guess we still need it.

Alexander says: This has been a terrible, horrible no good very bad day, I think I'll move to Australia.

and his mom says: Some days are just like that:even in  Australia,

And so they are Denise. 



Friday, May 1, 2009

Tag you're it...

It is late Friday night, but by the time you read this it will be Saturday morning. We have spent most of the day looking for a car and that process is totally tiring. Buying a house must be easier. 

I am stealing  an idea from a friend ,blogger Carey at Life in the Carpool lane  Carey did  a blog called Tag you're it  I have to cheat a little,  even though she admonished us not to: you are supposed to take a picture of yourself but my daughter broke the camera yesterday when she was touring a plantation. No, really she did.  So I am going to add the  picture later, honestly. 

And I know you who know me and know I haven't taken a picture voluntarily since birth are shaking their heads, but I am really going to buy a new camera after the car and do it I just hope I don't get censored because the pic is missing. I might have to hide out.  

The second thing I am doing is having my first  giveaway. 
I just started selling AVON, yet again and I am going to make up three baskets to give away of samples and full sized products. I have  not yet quite decided the rules,  but that will be coming in the following weeks. And if you think this is just to get followers you are wrong. It is to get readers and customers, so there.

 The third thing is I will be with moving or just redecorating my blog. I am talking to a couple of good blog designers who think Word press might be a better venue, I don't know I hate to move. It's like leaving Charleston, you know? 

So I have a few things happening in the upcoming weeks. 
The only thing I have noticed about life is it never stays the same as much as you would like it to.
Just when you think it is figured out, it changes. So Tag I'm It!

Here are the rules:
  • Take a picture of yourself right now
  • No primping or preening, just snap the picture
  • Load the picture on to your blog
  • Tag some people to play
  • NO CHEATING!
  • And don't think I got away with anything because I expect Carey to give me a very stern scolding. 

8 things I am looking forward to:
  • 1. I have to agree with Carey on this one: Tasha being Potty trained before marriage.
  • 2. Going to the Blog-Her Conference in July.
  • 3. Finally getting that new car
  • 4. Going to Martha's Vineyard
  • 5. Being able to plant flowers in the back yard
  • 6. Getting this business off the ground so I don't have to work,
  • 7. Buying a new camera, and new computer
  • 8  Going shopping for a new wardrobe since I lost so much weight. It would be nice to have my jeans stay up. 

  •  8 Things I did yesterday:

  • 1. Cleaned the house totally even the walls 
  • 2. waxed the wood floors
  • 3. pretended to be a rock singer while cleaning the kitchen
  • 4. pretended to play the drums with David Meese (I was home alone had no sense)
  • 5. Did Salsa Dancing.
  • 6  Watched The Bucket List 
  •  7. ate leftover cookie dough from Easter cookies in the freezer.
  • 8. watched the car overheat yet again. 
  1. 8 things I wish I could do.
  • 1. Dance Dance Dance
  • 2. Sing sing sing
  • 3. Play tennis like I used to.
  • 4. Talk to my Sharon.
  • 5. Talk to my mom and Grandma  (both have passed on)
  • 6.  Learn to Fly (an airplane)
  • 7. Change a lot of things in my life :)
  • 8. Make Stromboli like Giada on Everyday Italian actually cook anything like Giada.

 8 Shows I watch

  • 1. Amazing Race! Love it!
  • 2. Barney, 
  • 3, Barney,
  • 4, Barney  (Seriously) Tasha loves it. 
  • 5. CSI Miami
  • 6. Max and Ruby
  • 7. Dora
  • 8 and of course Diego. 

I find if you have kids the TV is usually ruled by the younger set. Some days I really hope Diego doesn't rescue the animal and Baby Jaguar turns to Diegio and says lets take a break and go skiing, baby lion can fend for himself,  you know just for fun. I'm kidding don't call Noggin on me....

Okay so as Carey said, if you want an easy post this is it...I am tagging three people but everyone else feel free to steal from me, after  all I stole it  from Carey. Which just goes to show, you can't trust anyone these days. 

Tagged:


Off to buy the camera. Really.