Well it is that time of the week agian, the time of the week where we all degrade ourselves and tell the world the embarrassing things we did last week..
I did not pack the kitchen including the dry goods a week before we moved. We are digging thru boxes for rice and stuff..
I did not put washing detergent in the dryer and wet clothes in the washer, (don't ask how, it's me, remember?)
I did not get the comb stuck in Tasha's hair while trying to comb out a rats or at least a mouse nest. Your kids get them to, come on. She had been out in the pool.
I did not pour salt into the beans without checking to see if the pour sprout was open instead of the sprinkle.
I did not step in a mud puddle and lose my shoe when Tasha and I were walking to Wendy's for a Frosty. We shouldn't have been, we were sneaking out. God got me!
I did not go to the library and miss the slot in the drop box dropping books all over the parking lot:when I got out of the car to retrieve the one I dropped.
I did not eat rice krispies for breakfast and sing the snap crackle pop song.
I did not sing the Potty song with Elmo and Tasha..
I did not go shopping and forget to bring any money.
I did not pour half a bottle of bubble bath in Tasha's bath, I was talking on the phone and not paying attention to and it splattered out instead of dribbling.
I did not lose Tasha's shoes.
I did not squirt a cat with the hose. It was in my backyard and I didn't see it. But I heard it as it spit and split.
I did not lose Denise's cell phone, but I did not find it in the Clean clothes hamper. Go figure.
I did not start a giveaway, I didn't and please join in!
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